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March 28, 2005
Easter Madness strikes!
The Easter Bunny is hopping mad. Bryan Johnson, who portrays the furry character at the Bay City Mall, says he was pummeled in an unprovoked attack on the job. Police say the attacker was a 12-year-old boy who sat on Johnson's lap the day before the March 18 incident.
Johnson, 18, suffered a bloody nose. He kept his cool during the attack, deeming it inappropriate for the Easter Bunny to fight back. But he's not willing to forgive and forget, he plans on charging the boy with pre-meditated bunny-slaughter. "They (the sheriff's deputies) told me it was up to me, and I feel that the boy should be prosecuted," Johnson told The Bay City Times. Props to Mr. Johnson for staying in "character". Bigger props to the 12 year old boy for living out the dream of every teenage boy. [yahoo]
Posted by admin at March 28, 2005 03:11 PM