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October 22, 2004
GUY GOLFING WITH NUN
A guy gets paired at the local golf course with a nun and they are making their way around the course when they finally arrive at the fifth tee; a long par four with a dog leg to the left. The guy drives off the tee and his ball hooks sharply into a thick rough near some woods. "Shit," he yells, "that really pisses me off, dammit!" The nun can't help but overhear him cussing out loud and she tells the man that he shouldn't be swearing like that and proceeds to scold him about his language. Then the nun tees off and slices her ball into the woods where it hits a large oak tree, bounces back and lands almost back at the tee box. She starts swearing up a storm, using every bad word in the book. Her golf partner approaches her and says, "how come you are saying all of those nasty words when you told me God didn't like my using them?"
"Well," replied the nun, "at least your ball didn't hit those fuckin' trees."
Posted by admin at October 22, 2004 11:38 AM